Monty Python's Non-Migratory Coconut

Does your spirit crave adventure, yet your purse be as light as a sparrow’s feather? Then lo and behold - the most wondrous and unshakable of all husked curiosities - Monty Python’s Non-Migratory Coconut (it's only a model)!

Fashioned from the finest… well, it’s a coconut. But not just any coconut! Nay, this is a coconut with a destiny - to grant every LEGO fan the grand illusion of horseback travel without so much as a single haypenny spent on oats! It is lightweight (perhaps could even be carried by an unladen swallow?), durable, and unmatched in its ability to mimic the sound of a galloping destrier. Nay, a coconutting destrier!

Imagine the possibilities such a LEGO set would provide! Whether you seek to reenact daring quests, vex scholars with inquiries of avian cargo capacity, or simply revel in the dulcet tones of its husky percussion, this coconut shall be your most steadfast companion! It requires no feeding, no mucking out, and is ever ready for a quest, be it to Camelot or merely to the local pet shop to inquire about a parrot.

So delay not, for while it resists the call of migration, it does long for adventure in your worthy possession. Clack forth, noble steward, and let the merriment begin!

Take heed! This coconut is not to be taken lightly! Its power is a stuff of legends! ’Tis said that a knight, armed with naught but this coconut and a shrubbery may triumph over even the Black Knight himself! (May smell faintly of elderberries. Shrubbery sold separately.)