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How the Pirates Stole Christmas.


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At the fort before Christmas,
While the soldiers were asleep.
Pirates came through the front gate,
Without making a peep.

They stole a tree, ornaments,
And all sorts of packages.
They even took Santa Claus,
As a valuable baggage
The Pirates made such a great clatter,
With the things they had smashed.
That the soldiers woke up,
To see what had been smashed.

The soldiers chased the pirates,
In their long johns and underwear.
But their Christmas was stolen,
By pirates, who did not care.

I created this as a funny, holiday display for pirate fans. I created this because I have not seen a Christmas pirate set.

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