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Compass of the Goblins

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Once, a long time ago, the evil goblins roamed the Earth. To humanity’s amazement, the goblins had no sense of direction whatsoever. But one day, a human dropped his compass in the enchanted forest. The goblins saw the compass and tried to make their own version of it. Low and behold, the goblin compass was made.
The goblin compass was smooth as the goblin’s skin. Bones were put on to remind the goblins of their fierceness. 
More important than that, the goblins now knew how to dominate the Earth to scare us every Halloween.