Vader's Resort and Spa
If you're a stormtrooper looking for a breakform the action, we have a place for you! Everyone deserves a vacation from time to time, and that's why Vader's Resort and Spa is the perfect place for you on your next trip around the galaxy! Every December, Vader opens his second castle on Hoth to all the employees of the Empire, at low, affordable prices. Vader believes that everyone should be rewarded with what they deserve, which is why the resort has many amenities for its paying customers.
Such fun activities include:
-Extreme snowball fights!
-Sledding! (Just watch out for those pesky bumps)
-Waiting for the Death Star plans to melt out of the ice! (Seriously, the plans are in the picture, it just takes a keen eye)
-Decorating the AT-AT tree!
-Building the AT-AT tree!
-Trying to find an AT-AT that hasn't been completely blown up by rebel scum!
We look forward to your visit, and your unending pledge to the Empire under Lord Vader's servitude.
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